Think before you speak

Working at the office on Sunday and getting inquiry calls about properties scares me. Most of the potential buyers can’t even construct a logical sentence structure. This is a real estate office. You can’t call and give me no information and expect help. I’m not a mind reader, a psychic nor in any mood to teach you how to speak. Have an address, mls number and an idea of what you want- price, to see the property, specific questions. I have to pass on the info!

He’s so innocent.. Sometimes. Lol #puppylove

He’s so innocent.. Sometimes. Lol #puppylove

Apple butter pork chop #foodporn #porkchop

Apple butter pork chop #foodporn #porkchop

19 Things… Really?

  1. I have realized I have a new found love for Blackbird art. My room mate thinks it’s morbid.
  2. I wish almost every day I could get a redo with college and go to an out of state school for a completely different major - but don’t regret the memories and friends I’ve made <3
  3. I hate jewelry for the most part but get suckered into buying it or people get things for me all the time. Then I feel guilty that I have it and don’t wear it. I really want to have a yard sale and get rid of most of it and keep like 4 pieces I wear all the time.
  4. I am slightly shorter than 5 ft tall but lied on my license, because I don’t drive without shoes on and they put me over :)
  5. I used to hate my natural hair color - always dyeing, getting highlights, etc since I was 12 years old. Now I have embraced it and what you see is au naturel.
  6. I am “awkwardly social”, I don’t like being alone but I’m not outgoing at all. I have to have a strong rapport with you before you get to know the funny, awesome me. To go to a party where I only know 1 person is extremely overwhelming for me.
  7. I used to pride myself on not having crazy expensive name brand stuff because I think it’s a waste and have no problem taking things 2nd hand, shopping thrift shop or Walmart  - however I now have Uggs, Coach, Converse, Burberry, Ralph Loren and more in my bed room - and I feel like a poser, to myself.
  8. I see a therapist. He’s helping me a lot more than I thought it would. I used to think it was BS (Sorry to all my psych friends).
  9. My family means everything to me and when we fight it kills me. I want to constantly fix it and I know I can’t. I would do everything and anything I can for them before myself.
  10. LOVE food. I have an overeating problem and I dread the day my metabolism quits on me altogether. Dieting or watching what I eat are things I am not good at.
  11. I am a cat person more than I am a dog person. However I’m getting used to the dog I’ve sorta adopted responsibility for.
  12. I have my own baby grand piano that I have neglected for years now and I wish I could have with me in my apartment. It needs to be tuned and fixed terribly. I think my 2014 new years resolution will be to get that thing working better than it is now.
  13. Obviously I love the number 13, but not many people know my obsession looping constantly around the numerology of 13 and how I find ways it fits into my life (think Jim Carrey move “The Number 23”) — to name a few: my 1st and 2nd initial is M, the 13th letter of alphabet, my best friend’s birthday is 13 days after mine, and lastly any time I date someone I try to find a 13 reference - if they don’t have one I assume it’s doomed for failure. Call me crazy - I’ll agree.
  14. I really want to join a book club - but going back to # 6, I don’t think I could do it unless someone I knew was hosting or came with.
  15. I love playing with makeup, hair, and dressing up. If I could afford it, I’d want to go to school for that stuff - perfect it and make it my j-o-b.
  16. I really sometimes can’t wait to be a mom. I’m jealous of all of my friends with kids. I fear I won’t be able to get pregnant when I’m actually trying.
  17. If you make me mad, make it up to me with cookies. I like snickerdoodles.
  18. Despite my recent personality assessment at work stating I’m cautious and question: where, what, when, how before making any judgment or decision, I typically jump into things without much thought. Case in point # 19….
  19. I’m moving into my neighbor’s apartment because we are dating and my room mate is moving out and I panicked about living alone in an apartment I can afford and not fear for my life in any of the viable options in a 10 mile radius of my office near Elizabeth.

I doubt anyone will read this, much less to the end. I was encouraged on Facebook to Like a post and would be given a number to express myself that many times with things people probably don’t know about me.

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Coming home to dinner already made will never get old. #lovemylife #foodporn #rainbowtrout

Coming home to dinner already made will never get old. #lovemylife #foodporn #rainbowtrout

So&#8230;.This is happening. #redneckwineglass #hickliving

So….This is happening. #redneckwineglass #hickliving

Beautiful day at the wine festival #bday #vino #heritagevineyard (taken by Emma)

Beautiful day at the wine festival #bday #vino #heritagevineyard (taken by Emma)

Cuddle fuddles with the cutest puppy ever. #puppydogeyes

Cuddle fuddles with the cutest puppy ever. #puppydogeyes

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Blue light special kanjam. Post cowboys winning! Our neighbors must hate us. (at Riverside Village Apartments)

My Polish beer is having an identity crisis.

My Polish beer is having an identity crisis.

Dark chocolate almond cherry brownie truffles #foodporn #chocolate #fuggles

Dark chocolate almond cherry brownie truffles #foodporn #chocolate #fuggles

#Pinterest success with #zucchini

#Pinterest success with #zucchini

1/2 bong of angry orchard thank you very much #brickhouse #whitegirlwasted

1/2 bong of angry orchard thank you very much #brickhouse #whitegirlwasted

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